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Cruiser

Is a gay person who likes people like Christian and cameron
Cruiser is fucking ugly
by Himomandadad February 5, 2019
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Cruiser

A person, an actor/actress, whom insists doing their own stunts.
You know how Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts? Yeah Jason Statham is a Cruiser as well!
by Dill_funk October 3, 2019
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crumbery

Crumbery- an bakery or similar establishment that creates baked goods that are outside the unconventional, using CBD oil, gluten free grains, vegan ingredients or other exceptions to typical bakery confections.
The crumbery was open from 6 am- 2 pm daily.
by Bellhaven May 22, 2021
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Cruiser

A person who is non-self motivated, lazy, never taking responsibility and expecting to be kept up or supported by someone else. An individual 'who relies on another for basic necessities, who expects others to provides their needs and wants. One who doesn't "bring anything to the table", but expects to reap the same benefits as contributing persons.
Person A. Did you see dude just walk in the door and sit down at the table and start eating?

Person B. Yeah, he's sposed to be a friend, but just takes advantage of everyone's good graces like that. A real cruiser.
by Grailpolisher July 8, 2022
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cruiser loser

Anything that a lame person does , says, or has that applies to cars
person 1: “I’m gonna do a donut in this parking lot

person 2: “no don’t! that’s dangerous
person 1: “you’re such a cruiser loser!”

or

“you have a ford fiesta? man you’re a cruiser loser”
by cruiserloser June 11, 2023
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Cruiser ass

Refers to the degradation of a female police officers ass after working long shifts in a police cruiser and neglecting her body by not working out/exercising.
Hey remember how nice Staceys ass was when she got hired? Glad I hit it before she got cruiser ass!
by WorldsMostInterestingMan August 13, 2024
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cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.
by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023
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