Throckmorton Criteria

Based on the discredited medical terms "Throckmorton Sign " and "Anti-Throckmorton Sign," using Throckmorton Citeria basically means moving whichever way your johnson is pointed, i.e., on personal whim, or with baseless reasons.

Trump decided to re-open the US economic shutdown based on the Throckmorton Criteria.

by Meridienne April 11, 2020

Cuddle Critter

a subculture similar to furries but in place of the full-body fur, it is the tail and ears as well as behaviour that is taken from the animal. the emphasis is on cuddles and softness in place of the furries sexual focus.

"god, Aria is such a furry"
"no, she only has the ears and tail. she is a cuddle critter"

by Alwain June 22, 2020

dubious critter

a dubious critter that is up to no good

that dubious critter is prowling through the night

by Maiqu! October 14, 2022

real life critter

someone you can't believe actually functions like a normal human being. is usually 30+, female, has kids, and thinks the world revolves around her and her feelings.

"today at work i got verbally abused by a real life critter who thought i'd personally insulted her. i wish i had."

by ihateclownsandchildren July 28, 2009

good riddance with those critters

The equivalent to hiccups, what "bless you" is to sneezing.

Corey: "Hiccup!!"

Nick: "Good riddance with those critters."

Corey: "Thank you"

by classeh September 23, 2012

critter

A term used for an extremely ugly girl

Damn that girl is a critter
Blacker loves the critters

by Shit Show September 28, 2006

Critter Paranoia

Paranoia involving somebody thinking they see bugs and small critters (spiders, cockroaches, flies, fleas, etc) when there is nothing there, oftentimes involving fear of the bugs or critters.

Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.

Person 1: *checking all around their chair*
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.

OR

Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.

by Larentiah September 13, 2011