monte cristo

Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.

This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.

by SrBlanco January 24, 2005

craptologist

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

cryptobating

When you look at all your cryptocurrency and masturbate.

i'm cryptobating so hard right now, i just came.

by JonTylerG January 10, 2018

Crypto

Crypto is a video game character in a game called Apex Legends. He is the op version of a guy called Bloodhound. He can send out a drone to detect villains around him. His drone has a power called E.M.P were he can break people's sheilds in the game. he came out at season 3

bro have you seen the new crypto character.
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED: dude i just got a legendary crypto skin as soon as I got 12000 coins to get a new legend.

by epic games mate October 16, 2019

Crypto

shorthand for crypto-currencies such as Bitcoin

If my country's next to economically collapse, I'm buying crypto!

by praxguy July 31, 2015

criplomatic immunity

The status attained by those who are either permanently or temporarily crippled. Since they are going through a terrible period of their lives, they deserve fringe benefits in their daily lives.

A takeoff on the phrase 'diplomatic immunity'. "Criplomatic immunity" could also be used to describe emissaries of the Crips sent to discuss matters with another gang.

The teacher granted Peter criplomatic immunity and gave him ten extra points on his next test.

by socialist March 28, 2005

criptard

one who is retarded to the max..with the added insult of them also being a crip
gumby and fat can also be added to criptard to increase embarasment..fat* gumby* criptard

Rob-Oi look at that dikhed
Gaz- Yeah i know man
Rob- who dus that fat gumby criptard think he is?
Gaz- i dunno but he sure is criptarded

by robdogggggg June 7, 2007