crippled midget

Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!

Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.

by Swoop DeVille June 11, 2006

Clippa

-Picture perfect, as from a clip of film.

-Da bomb.

-My day was the Clippa.

-That chick is picture perfect.....(the clippa)

Gril #1- Did you hear that Kelly and Jake are going out?
Girl #2- No way they are so the clippa couple!

by anthdan December 22, 2009

criptappin

a crip walk while sitting down

you sit down and c walk

by sampson jones November 5, 2003

cripplephiliac

Someone who gets sexually aroused at the thought of being crippled, or of someone else who is crippled.

"Audigy gets aroused by the thought of being confined to a wheelchair."

by Dr. Freud March 31, 2004

crippled

Being extremely drunk or high.

I'm getting crippled tonight!

by r-word April 2, 2009

crappacino

(a)A drink that in no way resembles cappacino yet is labelled under that name. Often tasting of old fag ends mixed with mud topped with foam that looks and tastes like cheap shaving foam.

To drink 'a crap cino' hence crappacino or any drink purchased from Starbucks.

by Aneeta August 15, 2006

CRIPtaining

A Crip That Is Maintaining

I Just Been CRIPtaining Making This Money.

by GhettoQueen September 24, 2016