Creedon

The best person a to Mary/date and the best friend to ever have he also chugs beer in the meantime well your girl friend sucks on his HUG cock and he’s the strongest guy you will ever meet

Omg Creedon I love how nice and gentle you are to me and nice and strong your such a Creedon

by Creedon October 17, 2019

Creed

A Rock band

they're songs suck, and the band broke up a couple of days ago

"idiots" explains it all

by cooj July 24, 2006

assassin's-creed-hug

when you are chillin with your bros and you pounce on them giving them a hug. This will creep the shit out of them, but its OK (awesome ninja shown with QK) since the No Homo is obviously implied. Unless the kid just naturally creeps the shit out of you, Then a swift kick in the balls will be a justifiable counter attack and must be applied with 75% force minimum, may increase depending on how much the kid creeps you out.

My bro was chilling at his locker so i assassin's-creed-hugged him. Apparently he wasnt as chill about life as I am, so after the hug he turned around and fucking 200% force kicked me in the balls. I was on the ground for my entire free period. I had to go to the doctors. Turns out no grandchildren for mommy. She was apeshit. Speaking of apeshit, after my balls had healed from their explosion, I came into school and found that kid. I assassins creed hugged him again and he kicked me in that groin area, since there were no more balls. I was totally fine and punched him in the face, knocking him unconsious. Then I pissed all over his body. After that we went to court. The judge called the other kid to the stand and full blown Assasssins creed hugged his ass all the way to jail. I WIN BITCH!!!

by ACHugg bitches March 1, 2011

Creed

1. Cheesedick Rock band who debuted their first album in 1995. They started when the president of the fags Scott Stapp decided to resign and start a band.
2. Gayest Band not together anymore.
3. A band that plays what is now know as the Anthem of the Gay Community, "One." I thought Metallica named a song "One."

Bobby: Who's this asshole on the radio trying to sound like Eddie Vedder:
Roadskid: Oh, that's Scott Stapp with the Cheesedick Rock band Creed.
Bobby: Well, Scott Stapp sounds like Scott Shat out of his own mouth.

by Big Bobbity December 12, 2007

Creed

The only band to suck so bad they actually GOT SUED FOR SUCKING. Their lead singer is the biggest wanker ever.

I was just at a Creed concert, and that singer started posing like Jeebus, so I barfed. Now I'm gonna sue them for making me sick.

by combat_rock November 24, 2003

creed

A generous hetero mix of crack and weed.

T: what you smokin?
S: Creed!
T: What the hell?
S: Crack and Weed!

Jimmy smokes creed every morning before taking his kids to school.

by SuSpense May 12, 2006

creed fan

n., an asshole; a chester with low intelligence.

"that creed fan is a big tool."

by al November 10, 2004