criminalhaiba

Criminalhaiba- such a very special person and a tiktok user , and one of my fav haikyu criminals/mutuals. they are so lovely kind and sweet they are definitely someone to adore and love with all your heart <333 !!

they may not post a lot of content but are for sure a dearly sweet mutual i'm very proud of them !! <3333

-Luvyachiyachi <3

Person A: hey who is criminalhaiba?

Person B: how do you not know them!!, they are so sweet and lovely i'm one of their mutuals !

by Rukiiluvs September 5, 2021

criminality sweat

A fatass virgin, that doesn't get up other than pick up his 4 piece mcnugget that mommy bringed to the 2nd floor, but when standing up they fucking sink to the 1st floor and say "nice ak" everytime they kill you with an kit to boost up whatever is left of their ego, typically level 80+

Me: "Join me there is a criminality sweat"
Friend: "Alr bet"

by vChuy September 10, 2021

criminalkodzuken

A very wholesome person, simps for me obv and very nice

Oh! Do you know the tiktoker criminalkodzuken?
yes! I do i follow them

by preschoolteachersuga September 14, 2021

Creaming your cookies

A spin off the words "cookies and cream" it's to express when someone is fucking WINNING at a game or match. You are creaming their cookies. And it's sweet and delicious - like cookies and cream ice cream.

"I'm creaming your cookies!"

"Jesus that team is getting their cookies creamed."

"You're challenging me? Sounds like someone needs to get their cookies creamed."

by CornHustler March 12, 2023

Criminal Lawyer

A criminal Defense attorney who also happens to be a shady individual and a criminal

Bill: I heard you helped a dangerous man get back on the streets you’re a Criminal Lawyer aren’t you?
Jimmy: Wha-

by The Criminal Lawyerz May 25, 2023

criminal rizz

When someone uses risky rizz techniques typically with a heavy sexual undertone which can be seen as sexual harassment potential leaving the person in jail if not used correctly.

Dude: Hey you look like my girlfriends size
Girl: want me to try it on these panties and seem if it fits?
Dude: no i wanna see if it fits on you…

YT comment: Dude’s got criminal rizz 💀

by bigboipascal July 16, 2023

Criminal

When your given name is Mitchel Tassone, and you somehow happen to hit a car full of children, and additionally cause that car full of kids to crash into a house. This can also be further regarded as the Findon Incident, 88 Critenden road 20/09/23.

Goddamnit, I somehow managed to hit a car full of kids and made them crash into a house causing thousands in damage, I'm a criminal! Wow, this is a real Mitchel Tassone moment (Seek futher of Mitchel Tassone)

by Yutomon September 20, 2023