crushed it

term used to self promote whatever gay ass meal, or loser crossfit workout you just posted about on facebook.

Douche: "Dude, I just had some bullshit trendy meal, and did 50 sets of burpees...I fucking crushed it!"

Other guy: "Fag!"

by hatinintheqc December 13, 2012

Crasher

Crasher- Another word to describe an attractive woman

“She’s a real crasher”

by Warnabrotha May 30, 2019

Crushed the Munchkins

When a girl swallows after a giving fellatio.

She gave an awesome BJ and then she Crushed the Munchkins!!

by Mike Daubs October 12, 2007

crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016

Crushed Dragon Fang

A highly addictive drug similar to cocaine but is rainbow color and makes you "See Shit"

Joe and Zeb were tripping BALLS off that crushed dragon fang!!!!!

by (｡◕‿‿◕｡) December 27, 2016

Clashed

When your getting fucked drone multiple angles,

I was invited to a girls sleepover but I’m a boy and I hope I get clashed

by Fsusbek April 11, 2019

Strategic Crashery

a crash in which the result is positive or the crashee gains something i.e. respect from peers and audience

i used strategic crashery to get on the roof

by frank's_place January 23, 2011