Crapper

A word used usually used by prep kids to elminate the word "Shit" from their dictionary.

Jessica just broke a nail. "Oh CRAPPER!"

by captaincooties October 6, 2007

crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.

Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!

by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009

Crapper Splasher

basically when a person takes a shit and as the turd hits the water a SPLASH returns up his asshole. Sometimes your butthole closes up just as the water enters!

Hey man, my butt is so wet- i was just in the bathroom and received a Crapper Splasher

by champ031991 October 14, 2009

crappers!

When something doesn't go your way.

OH NO I DIED CRAPPERS!

by Xbmxer4li4eX April 1, 2011

crapperkazzee

when someone eats a ton of Japanese food then climbs to a high location and shits on someone or simply the act of throwing shit at someone.

I filled my guts at the Hidden Dragon restaurant then I went home and climbed up a tree, crawled out onto a branch that hung over where my mom walks out to get into her car and when she came out I did a juicy crapperkazzee right on her face.

by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 26, 2011

crapperjack

one who uses obscene words all the time. Also called a crapjack.

You are such a crapperjack.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011

Crappertunity

When things are going wrong (it's total crap) there may just be some opportunity in there to do something good.

I lost my job and that sucks. But it's a total crappertunity. Because now I don't have to ask for vacation time to go home for Thanksgiving.

by whatworkscoach April 14, 2017