Crumplebutt

A lazy Slackamoose; also an amazing alcoholic beverage.

Mix Pineapple juice, White Cranberry/Strawberry juice, 151 rum, Lemon lime soda, Blue Caracao liquer and everclear.

Dude, she's so lazy...

Yeah, what a crumplebutt

-or-

Man, did you taste that drink?

Yeah, man, that Crumplebutt knocked me on my ass!

by JamesMongold January 16, 2011

Crapplecakes

A better way of saying, "crap." It also reminds one of apple cobbler instead of the impolite term.

Holy crapplecakes, I just won the lottery!

by CheeriosRGood February 18, 2011

crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

by myrmadon December 16, 2011

crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

crapless

Instead of using the more direct expression "scared shitless" for those who don't like to use profanity one can use crapless

Standing on the ledge, Tom looks scared crapless as he is about to bungee jump blind-folded!!

by Sushiray September 7, 2016

crimple

Crimple is when someone is injured and has to be on crutches or a wheel chair. Crimple could also mean someone that has a knee brace, broken arm, and ect.

Example) Tiffany is crimple.

This is meaning tiffany is injured and has a knee brace + crutches.

by Secret04 June 4, 2016

crumple nuggets

Some crusty ass nuggets that have been in someones ass crack for days

Oh God your crumple nuggets are falling outta your ass

by DomminictheDank March 16, 2017