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Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.
Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?
by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016
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Coyote Cocking

When you smuggle drugs into foreign lands via the urethra.
Hey want some coke? My dealer's a pro at coyote cocking coke across the Canadian canals.

Bro, did you hear Louis was Coyote Cocking some febreze over to NJ, but got stopped at the border. Serious jail time.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
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Coyote Cock

1. When your piss smells like New Jersey
2. When your dick has teeth, or you're really good at Anal Chicken Coop
Bro you really gotta get that Coyote Cock checked out, the bathroom smells like the New Jersey Turnpike.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
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Coyote

A woman that dates a younger man. This woman is typically unattractive, dull-witted, and obnoxious. She does not possess the elegant qualities of a cougar.
Yes, her son hooked up with that old coyote at the trailer park.
by Hood rat 90 January 23, 2019
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Ace Coyote

Roblox Phantom Forces player. Is considered one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet. He is kind, funny, good at trickshotting and can make a VC feel good vibes all the time. He is relatively high level surpassing rank 200 and soon 300. He’s commonly hit shots like the triple collateral trickshot or really far out of the map shots that go as far as 800+ studs. He plays multiple video games like Forza Horizon 4, Call of Duty, Minecraft, CSGO, Geometry Dash, and many others. All in all, he is a really good person and very outgoing. He is willing to help others in game or in a VC. Is willing to become friends with anyone. He also has a YouTube channel where he posts most of his clips as well as other games he’s played
Guy 1: Yoooo Ace, wanna VC?

AC: Yeah, sure I’m down.

Guy 1: Yo did you see the shot Coyote hit the other day on Mall? It was a intervention barrier backdrop

Guy 2: No wayyyy, did he actually?

Guy 1: Yeah it’s insane

Guy 2: I’ll check it out

Guy 1: Hey, aren’t you Ace Coyote from that one video?

AC: Yeah that’s me.
by AceCoyotee November 22, 2021
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Coyote ugly

When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it

Like a coyote in heat

its kinda ugly to the neighbors

You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling

They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited

"Did you hear that last night?"

"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"

Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night

"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"

She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much

Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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head coyote

At the Mexican border, the leader of a large group of illegal immigants trying to cross into the US.
"The group consisted of Pakistanis, Haitians, Chinese and others but the head coyote was from Africa and he bravely led the scrappy fierce group swimming across the Rio Grande in the dark of night."
by FrancisWheatsworth February 21, 2022
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