1. When your piss smells like New Jersey
2. When your dick has teeth, or you're really good at Anal Chicken Coop
2. When your dick has teeth, or you're really good at Anal Chicken Coop
Bro you really gotta get that Coyote Cock checked out, the bathroom smells like the New Jersey Turnpike.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
Get the Coyote Cockmug. Hey want some coke? My dealer's a pro at coyote cocking coke across the Canadian canals.
Bro, did you hear Louis was Coyote Cocking some febreze over to NJ, but got stopped at the border. Serious jail time.
Bro, did you hear Louis was Coyote Cocking some febreze over to NJ, but got stopped at the border. Serious jail time.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
Get the Coyote Cockingmug. When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it
Like a coyote in heat
its kinda ugly to the neighbors
You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling
They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited
"Did you hear that last night?"
"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
Like a coyote in heat
its kinda ugly to the neighbors
You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling
They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited
"Did you hear that last night?"
"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"
Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night
"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"
She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much
Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night
"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"
She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much
Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
Get the Coyote uglymug. The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.
SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"
by Jsslade October 13, 2022
Get the Comment Coyotemug. The Coyote Clause is a "plea" or statement made during a conversation indicating you feel like a Coyote caught in a trap and, if necessary, you would be willing to bite your own leg off to get away from the person who is talking to you. The Coyote Clause should never be explained to the other person, but one can imply it something to be taken seriously. Often used to end conversations in which the other person will not stop talking about themselves.
I was talking on the phone to someone I met on a dating app; they wouldn't stop talking about death metal, so I invoked The Coyote Clause."
by Deangirl34 August 2, 2025
Get the The Coyote Clausemug. When you spot an 80's style mullet such as Joe Dirt wears. Referenced from a line of the 80's movie E.T.
by Nkloud November 30, 2016
Get the The coyotes are back.mug. by Clearcups May 25, 2023
Get the Coyote Edgingmug.