Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016

smokin coyote

An attractive female that is starting to turn grey.

The female equivalent of a “silver fox”.

Man, look at her, what a smokin coyote…

by Awwwhoo December 14, 2024

paralyze a coyote

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.

I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.

by banks33 February 26, 2021

The coyotes are back.

When you spot an 80's style mullet such as Joe Dirt wears. Referenced from a line of the 80's movie E.T.

You see a poster with someone sporting a mullet. "Well, looks like the coyotes are back."

by Nkloud November 30, 2016

coyote butthole

Plethora of coyote Anal sphincter on your pee pee

You’re playing big game hunter and pass the coyote level and need to carry back a momenta of all your kills you skin they ass and wear that coyote butthole

by Gluckgluck10000 December 14, 2019

Vincent Coyote

Zesty ass furry who will never be loved again 😭😭😭

"I fucking hate Vincent Coyote"

by TheBigVerityYouShitter July 6, 2022

Coyote's Breakfast

The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".

Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?

Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.

by jacko_baby July 20, 2019