You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.
by seemymick January 9, 2017
Get the Coyote uglymug. The Coyote kick is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you kick the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
by Angry guy Alex September 5, 2017
Get the coyote kickmug. Short sighted (as with life goals)
by Grumpy Vet November 20, 2023
Get the coyote visionmug. Sally: Jim, you are out of control...this is a one-way street and your going the wrong way!
Jim: Don't worry, I'm a "wild coyote"
Jim: Don't worry, I'm a "wild coyote"
by LL Cool Dave June 10, 2021
Get the wild coyotemug. When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it
Like a coyote in heat
its kinda ugly to the neighbors
You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling
They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited
"Did you hear that last night?"
"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
Like a coyote in heat
its kinda ugly to the neighbors
You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling
They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited
"Did you hear that last night?"
"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"
Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night
"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"
She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much
Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night
"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"
She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much
Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
Get the Coyote uglymug. A business who stages their services in a community in order to feed off the wealth while investing little of the revenue back into the broader community. Services are often but not always lower value Pleasure or entertainment-themed.
Sarah: There is a Psychic setting up shop in town.
Jennifer: Uh oh. Storefront Coyote coming to prey on vulnerable people.
Jennifer: Uh oh. Storefront Coyote coming to prey on vulnerable people.
by Dread Pirate Skeptic March 31, 2019
Get the Storefront Coyotemug. Hey want some coke? My dealer's a pro at coyote cocking coke across the Canadian canals.
Bro, did you hear Louis was Coyote Cocking some febreze over to NJ, but got stopped at the border. Serious jail time.
Bro, did you hear Louis was Coyote Cocking some febreze over to NJ, but got stopped at the border. Serious jail time.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
Get the Coyote Cockingmug.