COVID-BAR'ed

thoroughly confused, disordered, damaged or ruined due to the COVID virus.

Usually referring to data issues.
Often used by actuaries.

I would like to rely on emerging 2020 data, but it is completely COVID-BAR'ed
- Andrew France, Chief Actuary, Florida Blue Medicare, May 2020

by Bob Snarkanoff May 24, 2020

Cure for COVID

The dead skin between Belle Delphine's toes.

"Bro I got the cure for covid"
"sweet man where did you get it"
'from between Belle Delphine's toes"

by Keteaveu August 6, 2020

Covid Freak

Someone who overly freaks out about Covid social distancing.

This lady at the supermarket was a covid freak, she pulled out a tape measure to measure 6 feet between us.

by TheGuyWhoAteTheCoronaBat January 5, 2021

COVID-cuffed

When you realize who you can be close to during covid-19 social distancing and decide to date because it's convenient and they are already a contact.

When she realized she was stuck with her roommate during the pandemic, she covid-cuffed out boredom and realized he was amazing in bed. The pandemic can have happy unexpected outcomes.

by FiestyItalianGal March 28, 2020

Covid-Boom

It is a virus. This virus is very deadly, even more deadly then the Covid-19! According to Doctor Gay Bar, the symptoms are as follows. Unable to comprehend simple things, unable to speak or hear things (practically deaf and mute), have a tendency to spend a fortune on games and lastly, unable to bathe or wake up on time. A warning! This virus is very serious. Although rare, once you contract it, you will never be cured.

1. Why are you acting so stupidly! Do you have Covid-Boom?
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid-Boom!

by Mr Sittha Boom April 14, 2020

covid shrug

To dismiss any conceivable level of accountability for incompetence, laziness, or simply being terrible at one's job on account of there being a global pandemic in 2020 through 2022 referred to as COVID-19. When questioned as to the meaning of the incompetence, laziness, or being terrible at the said job, the personal in question will offer a shrug of the shoulders while meekly muttering "covid."

Frank was having trouble finding mulch at Walmart but when he asked the employee where he might find it, the worker merely rolled his eyes and muttered "covid," thereby executing a covid shrug with perfect grace...

Person 1 (ordering at Wendy's): "Excuse me, there's a problem with my order."

Wendy's cashier: "whaaaa..."

Person 1: "I ordered a chicken sandwich with fries and a Coke and it appears you brought me Taco Bell."

Wendy's cashier: (offering a covid shrug) "Oh....***shrugs*** covid..."

by BostonRarr August 4, 2023

COVID-19

Euphamism for pounds gained during a period of quarantine, shelter in place, lockdown, self-isolation, or social distancing, usually due to stress eating one's way through one's food storage during the 2020 global pandemic caused by the Coronavirus.

I just got rid of my Freshman 15 before packing on another COVID-19

by NoKarensHere March 24, 2020