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british cottage 

when a girl is getting it from the front and the back at the same time
british cottage by Anonymous April 11, 2003

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex) 

you need tape.
person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

british cottage 

girl gettin it from the front and the back
"Krysti Hartt"
british cottage by joe April 11, 2003

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail
This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

soothing cottage core 

Girls that are green witches and read tarot for crying grandmother's at random train stations. You're more than lucky if you encounter one on the wild. Will say: 'people find them intimidating', but it'll seem close to impossible
Hannah Harmon is the definition of soothing cottage core I just wanna bake with her in the woods listening to good music

chxrz.cottage 

a beautiful person who makes amazing videos!
hey do you know who chxrz.cottage is?”

“no what’s the link?”