cosmic sweater

Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."

My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.

cosmic sweater by raphenzie December 14, 2008

Cosmic-19 

A internet fad that is very loved and should be respected

“We love cosmic-19 in this household”

Cosmic-19 by Fad October 17, 2020

Cosmic Bowling 

Something unexplainable and unimaginable. Truly a phantom activity, the specifics of cosmic bowling are best left unnamed, as they could change everything. Forever.

What's cosmic bowling? Maybe instead of asking that, you should ask yourself about the kind of questions you're asking and the risks you're taking.

Cosmic Bowling by Big Punsiher April 27, 2006

Cosmic Brownie 

When you shit on your partners back in a square shape. Then blow your frosting in the top and drag your sack until it’s blended in to a chocolate colored cream. Then add sprinkles on top.

I was fucking sherry while watching the football draft it accidentally slipped in her ass so I had her suck it off to try to get the piece of corn out of the top of my dick. She asked if that was just in my ass. So I got the Instant urge to shit so I rolled her over and shit on her back in a cosmic brownie and continued fucking.

Cosmic Brownie by Hairbrush901 November 26, 2020

Cosmic Forklift 

(N) Cos-mic For-k-lif-t

A dirty harry who plays call of duty all day and spouts off anti racial slurs while getting high to the comforting tunes of gay nightclub music.

Consignment: Ay 1010101011011 did you play COD4 today?
1010101011011: no that queer boat Cosmic Forklift is on.
consignment: oh, well fuck that.

Cosmic Forklift by 1010101011011 May 17, 2010

cosmic food

me.

i am cosmic food. mmm... cosmic food... screw u alex...

cosmic food by cosmic fool September 7, 2003

Cosmic Sweater

you jizz in a condom til its halfway full and slap your partner in the chest until it pops giving her a nice cosmic sweater.

i slapped my girlfriend and gave her a Cosmic Sweater.

nice man.

Cosmic Sweater by xxBootykIlla94xx June 30, 2011