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Cornelius

Guy: says a funny joke
You: Wow, this guy is such a Cornelius
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Cornholio

A place where anal sex is enjoyed. One inserts their penis into a butt hole. See cornhole.
Welcome to Cornholio! A place where your gay dreams come true!!!
by jay gee January 16, 2024
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Controlicist

An individual who regularly tries to control other people's thoughts and actions with manipulative speech and behavior. Controlicists may or not be narcissists, but use manipulation tactics like gaslighting, deflection, intimidation, triangulation and other methods typically associated with narcissism.
You are such a controlicist that you tried to turn my best friends against me with false and misleading information.
by Checkmate: Humanity November 8, 2023
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Cornelius

Certainly! Here's a dictionary-style definition for "cornelius":

Cornelius (noun):

1. A person who consistently exhibits excessive efforts to appear impressive or fashionable, often resulting in perceived insincerity or artificiality.
2. A term used colloquially to describe individuals who habitually engage in ostentatious behavior or conspicuous displays of wealth, status, or attractiveness, with the intent to gain admiration or approval from others.
Why are you flexing in front of all those girls? You’re so Cornelius
by Jacob Wheeler the 4th February 14, 2024
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Cornholing

A methodology protocol for clandestine, deceptionary tactics of Thomas J Foolery, characterized by the act of inserting goods and services in areas forbade (rectum, vaginational cavities, and what have you nots) upon inspection by authoritarians and their happenings, ongoings, and bickerings. The term cornholoing is referenced daily in popular culture, disguised as inside hilarities, specifically by those of the redneck faction of humans. The act of cornholing is employed by factions of entrepreneurial entities known as cartels, in which they seek out unwitting members of the short bus coalition to insert goods and services into buttholes, vaginals, and cavities of unknown origins. They wrap and cover the goods and or services in plastic and oversee application of a petroleum jelly like substance in order for a smoother, less agonizing, and at times/in some cases, pleasurable insertion of the productionals (think cocaine, meth, mdma, varieties of the opiates, babies, fake ids, etc).

Cornholing goes back to the prehistoric ages of 2 billion, one hundred seventy thousand millennium and three B.C., when it was necessary for Neanderthalic nebulae of the tsetse fly turd evolu, to obfuscate valuables such as bones and shit, as a means of avoiding detection by the local factions of Menunots of the not in existence anticulars of the established order. Relics recovered from sites of origin confirm insertional frequency and intrinsic value of practices of these offerings.
There will most assuredly be a plethora of cornholings with the new shipments coming in from the border.
by Yiba Jiba The April 25, 2024
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Cornelius Fück

Cornelius Fück is a great artist and teacher. He likes to explain modern art and repair sometimes his bike during school lessons. Also hes a omniscient narrator in the story of the world. You will recognise him by his long bicuspid beard. His cock length amounts 16,9 cm which is average for Thinkers.
Cornelius Fück has a big cock
by Der Lampe (2cm) May 23, 2024
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controliq

the sexiest streamer on twitch, everyone wants to be controliq.
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