Cork grease

Definitely edible and smells like mint.

Person A: Mmm, this "chapstick" tastes weird, Person B.

Emily: First of all, that's cork grease. Second of all, say your goodbyes.

by kwusty December 6, 2018

Cork Fart

Noun: The last fart you have before pooping is imminent. Sometimes you don't even realize you need to poop until the cork fart is released.

Alex: *fart noise* Oh boy! I need to get to the bathroom!

Erin: Was that a cork fart?

Alex: Yup, got to go!

Erin: See you in a half hour

by Puckstopper92 January 19, 2022

coffee cork

A stir stick offered at Starbucks that also plugs the opening on the lid to prevent spills. Also known as Splash Stick and Hot Stopper.

Thank God for the coffee cork or I would have burnt my hand leaving Starbucks this morning.

by Jperry714 July 2, 2016

champagne cork

When a guy is fucking someone in the ass, and pisses inside the butthole. As piss fills the rectal cavity, pressure builds, and ultimately the cork pops, spewing urine back out the ass.

Wanda was into some kinky shit. As I got her in the ass, I began pissing until POP goes the champagne cork and I couldn't hold it in there any longer.

by AEROSE August 18, 2016

Cream Cork

When semen from a prior ejaculation blocks the urethra, creating a barrier that the urine must break during urination. This can result in multiple streams, usually in different directions.

My buddy John got a cream cork got piss all over my fucking toilet.

by El Guepardo May 1, 2023

Condo cork

A girl who is very pro- blm, lgbtq+ rights, and feminism. Will not hesitate to fight for someones rights.

God, Kelsey became such a condo cork over quarantine.

by leftover_noodles September 13, 2020

Cork turd

The turd that holds the rest of your poo back.

Man all that cheese I ate backed me up, I need to release this cork turd to poop.

by BetaDeebs June 6, 2018