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crack theory

in short for crackpot theory.

1. an idea or theory that may be personally held by a person and has absolutely no basis or strong evidence to support it.
2. an idea or theory that is very extensive and ridiculous in reality regardless of evidence, as if the person presenting the idea/theory was "on crack".
1.

A: Okay so I have this crack theory that Sans from Undertale is actually Sans-
B: What?
A: What?

2.
A: an extensive explanation to the theory that all the Adam Sandler movies are connected
B: Wow... now that's a crack theory when I see one. What the fuck.
by Eurasian_ November 8, 2021
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booby crack

When she bends forward her booby crack shows!
by mysterlee May 6, 2009
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Rack-crack

The cleft between the jugs of an amply blessed, top heavy, well-made woman.
Man - "Here love, hold me pint while I nip t'bogs"
Wife - "You wot, can't you see I've got me hands full here. Tell yer wot, just pop it in me rack-crack
Man - "Alreet love, well I'll be quick then, I don't want me beer getting warm"
by An-of-the-Warr September 19, 2012
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candy crack

When a person is addicted to candy crush it is their candy crack.
John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.

Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.
by ha haaa December 8, 2014
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Back Crack Fart

When a person (friend, family member, crush, boyfriend, etc) cracks a person's back by having a person lying on their stomach. They have the person laying on their stomach breathe in and on their breath out they push upward while applying force to the back. In this moment, while breathing out, this person lets out a fart.
Wow, I can't believe she back crack farted when he cracked her back.
by Funnymaker13 March 9, 2015
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the crack on

The idea of continuing the party at someone's house after leaving the club
"Hey John, can we have the crack on at your house tonight?!"
by Wintinio January 12, 2017
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smoker's crack

The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.
My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!
by lnsdrummer1156 March 27, 2009
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