hippy convention

When a group of hippies come together (sometimes for days) and dont take showers, tie-dye shirts, hold pointless conversations, and do nothing.

I went to a hippy convention with my friend Danielle, shes not use to showering and loves to hold pointless conversations.

by mjc2n8 December 3, 2011

brat convention

Chuck E Cheese,Wal Mart ie. Squall Mart,public library, or anywhere small screaming children congragate.

Let's go to the library early,so we can avoid the Brat Convention, of screaming kids.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

cock convention

See brodeo, sausage fest, circle jerk

I thought you said there were hot chicks here? All is see is a fucking cock convention.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

Gamer convention

A place where the once endangered and now extinct in wild gamers collect to discuss future plans involving place to combat their enemys: Mothers, tryhards and bots. It is considered a place of worship.

There is a Gamer convention, it is advised to stay clear of this sanctuary. If entered then proced with caution to bot scare of these mythical beasts.

by IKnowDude December 3, 2019

Springfield Convent

An all girls school where the most holy girls go. They love spending time on their knees.....praying.

Wow the girl is so bad at netball she must be from Springfield Convent.

by Poespoespoespoes August 10, 2020

cauliflower convention

when your friend asks you a dumb question or you just simply don’t want to talk to someone just bring up the cauliflower convention and mumble a little

Bones: *asks a stupid question*
me: oh yeah the cauliflower convention and uhhh it was ode fun

by penisbuttaidsass June 24, 2021