conservative punk 

A Conservative Punk is someone who truly believes in the DIY ethic. A Conservative Punk is a believer in limited government and personal responsibility. A Conservative Punk is someone who stands up for people who can't defend themselves against bullies.

Poseur: Lyke, totally you guys! I'm totally punk!
Conservative Punk: Really now? What are your political preferences?
Poseur: Well, I'm like, totally a socialist because I like, hate Bush and lyke Fat Mike is like totally awesome! Hey! Like, look at my totally cool Che t-shirt!
Conservative Punk: You poseur. What's you're favorite band, you so called "punk".
Conservative Punk: Ahh! It's totally Anti-Flag. I just got their new album out on RCA. What a cool punk label!
Conservative Punk: I'm not surprised. Punk is about personal responsibility and doing the right thing regardless of what others think of you! You are a disgrace to true punks everywhere.
Conservative Punk: OMG! But I thought that it was lyke, for rich white dudes like me!
Conservative Punk: Go suck one of your crappy ass Green Day CD's
Poseur: Oooook! yay!

conservative punk by Gingivitis T October 26, 2007

Conservative Vanilla 

- Opposite of Sexual CHocolate

-thus uncool,

Dude 1- Im so excited for paramore

Dude 2-Me tooo

Dude 3- Did you guys see the Jonas premier

CG-Dude 3 you are so Conservative Vanilla

Conservative Vanilla by cowgirl01313 September 6, 2009

conservative punk 

An extremely contradicting phrase. You can't be a conservative and a punk. Not only is it un-intelligent, but it is also very disgraceful and pathetic. A conservative punk doesn't exist today, and most likely won't later on.

Poseur: Lyke, totally you guys! I'm totally punk!
Punk: Really now? What are your political prefferances?
Poseur: Well, I'm like, totally a conservative because I like, hate black people and um... bush is lyke, totally awesome!
Punk: You poseur. What's you're favorite band, you so called "punk".
Poseur: Ahh! It's totally Simple Plan.
Punk: I'm not surprised. Punk is about disregaurding orders and ANARCHY! You are a disgrace to true punks everywhere.
Poseur: OMG! But I thought that it was lyke, for rich white girls like me!
Punk: Go suck one of your crappy ass Avril Lavigne CD's
Poseur: Oooook! yay!

conservative punk by Ginger T. September 1, 2005

conservative party 

The Conservative Party is fast becoming an irrelevance in Britains attempts to become a one party state. Most of their voters are over 68 years of age and will hopefully die very soon. Currently led by David Cameron, who is belived to have suffered severe facial burns as a child which gives him his shiny balloon face.

Most Tories (Conservative members) are upper class, too stupid to enter the family business, were educated at Eton, congenitally delusional, and have become the last remnants of Empire. However there remains strong support amongst the neuveau riche (trying to become like the above), and the xenophobic lower classes who wish they were working 'below stairs' cleaning shit off their masters shoes.

A: I think I might vote for the Conservative party at the next election.

B: Who?

C: Oh, I rememeber them! (then proceeds to assault B)

conservative party by lukaz January 13, 2007

conservative anarchist 

A conservative anarchist is a magical fictional creature that doesnt exist because it would rip a hole in the universe due to the paradoxial nature of it. Thats not to say anarchists are liberals, but they certainly are not conservatives.

Vampires are like Conservative Anarchists, they dont exist.

conservative anarchist by Punkasfuck August 24, 2006

Conservative Arts 

Trade skills that are not taught at traditional colleges.

Did your neighbor just buy a new boat?
Yes, he used his Conservative Arts degree in plumbing to pay cash for it!!!

Conservative Arts by ultradaddy May 12, 2019

conservative punk 

A true Punk Rocker.

One who knows that Republicans and Libertarians stand for a smaller Government, i.e. Minarchy or Ararchy which mean little or no Government, and letting people live how THEY want to. Which has always been what Punk has stood for.

And knows that the Democrats stand for a bigger Government, i.e. Socialism and Communism which mean that the Government will control everything and make you LIVE LIKE THEY WANT YOU TO. Which has always been what Punk is against.

liberal punk: To hell with Republicans and Libertarians! They are everything we stand against! Go Obama!

conservative punk: Uh dude, you know that Democrats, Socialists and Communists stand for a bigger Government which will make us live how they WANT us to right? Thats why I didn't vote for him, I'm for what Punk TRUELY stands for: freedom and individuality.

liberal punk: Your right, I'm such a poser...

conservative punk: Yeah, you are. But don't feel bad, you can still change.

conservative punk by Saudades November 12, 2009