conosexual

One who enjoys taking a road cone, and simulating copulation by inserting it into another road cone held by their friend between their legs (this can be at the front or back).

God, I'm sooooo coney. Thrust your orange and white throbber into my cone.

by Con May 9, 2003

coño

literal meaning is "vagina" (Spain, Venezuela).

"el coño de tu madre"

by agueybana May 13, 2005

conoddsicle

brandon conradie is an odd bitch and is best freinds with katelyn

That bloke shouting silent time is a conoddsicle

by waffle merchant December 3, 2022

COLOSTOMY FELCHING

Felching, but throgh a colostomy

Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.

by Captain Keeser December 20, 2002

Colostomizing

A terrible, yet funny situation.

Chris: Dude I just sneezed vodka through my nose after I took a pull off the bottle

Kevin: Damn dude, thats Colostomizing!

by Loaded_Chris January 25, 2009

colostomy bag

Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!

I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.

by RunnyDiarrhea December 16, 2007

cinosweiv

it is when u stick ur penis in a girls ear while ur dogs licking the mustard off her toes and ur finger(anyone)is in her belly button and at the same time ur best frinds girl is blowing a goat while ur fingering her in the gooch and then u u give ur mom a jelly-doughnut while ur doin the wild santiago with ur girl in the spoon position

Dudes, I can't feel my legs from that cinosweiv i had last night

by jared February 28, 2005