confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances

"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"

by queerz4life November 20, 2020

'Grifter Confidence'

'Grifter Confidence' a term used for people in politics who come across as confident in their arguments, even if they are factually wrong. People believe the Grifter because they come across as confident and sure of their arguments even if they are widely debunked.

'(insert grifter name) exhibits 'Grifter Confidence'. He has a deep serious tone to his voice which displays confidence even though his argument is factually wrong'

by DarkPolitics89 June 10, 2021

Trouser confidence

To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse

I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high

by Heatsipop January 21, 2018

Ass confidence

When a woman is very confident in the size of her booty.

Stacy has a high level of ass confidence after her surgery.

by renegaj September 19, 2016

Comma Confidence

The confidence one feels having learned where to place, and when not to place, a comma.

Tired of suffering from comma insecurity, Charles studied and achieved comma confidence.

by but for September 13, 2018

Vagina Confident

A stoner stud that sprays lots of men's axe cologne and attracts female inmates with her smile and imaginary penis and often likes to secretly go down on unsuspecting ladies.

With a flick of her wrist Teya becomes Vagina Confident and makes panties drop.....

by Mackii Monroe November 28, 2016

Cyber Confidence

When you get online and you start talking trash whenever your too much of a puss to say it in real life.

Dave: Did you hear what John said to Brittany in that text message?

Kit: Yeah, he's got a serious case of cyber confidence.

by Aqua785 March 29, 2009