Concierge

The Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha.

A concierge is trained in the art of fanciness and pleasure.

by Mercy Mercy Mild June 27, 2011

Configurate

Slang for configure; Natural "guess" when attempting to use the root of the word "configuration."

Sir, please configurate my computer.

by Loy February 5, 2008

Two for Confidence

When 2 or more alcoholic beverages are needed for confidence on a night out.
These are used to reach either level 1, level 2, level 3, level caitlin or level lara.

Cindy: OMG Josh is gonna be there tonight, im so scared
Beverly: OMG thats awesome, you look pretty fugly at the moment (no offense), so i think you'll need two for confidence.
Cindy:Ohh thanks for telling me, your a great friend, definately going two for confidence!
Beverly: I know right!

by Kim&Brett March 24, 2009

Beaver Coffin

A condom.

"Well looks like I got another "stiff" one on my hands here. What you say I slap on a beaver coffin so we can get this little fella buried?"

by Douchey Smurf April 27, 2009

confiscate

to officially take something away from somebody, especially as a punishment

Their land was confiscated after the war. The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.

by nikki41184 January 18, 2010

coffice

A coffee shop one makes into an office where non-coffee shop work is performed.

"Hey Shane, I need to finish up this design comp by 5, so I'm going to head down to the coffice with the laptop and put the touches on there."

by kevinwo December 18, 2008

Coffin Nails

An old slang for cigarettes, used before they were glamorized in the early 40's-50's.

"Who in their right mind would smoke those coffin nails?"

by _Fabricated_ September 20, 2003