Dashboard Confessional

Not the best emo band ever, but still in the top 3, they rock, whoever doesn't listen to them needs mental help seriously

I am vindicated, I am selfish I am wrong. they are so totally emo, they rock

by nate a February 13, 2005

Congressional confessional

when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent

Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

barefoot contessa

a person on foodnetwork that is fat and really ugly but has good food

look barefoot contessa making more food to eat!

by girl with the eye patch July 8, 2011

confessional

peep show booth

i was gettin' real in the confessional, when i let loose a mighty load

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Dashboard Confessional

A type of disorder in which you are inclinded to tell the truth while in the car.

Disorder geneticaly found in white people, general rich (higher class, coming from higher class generations, reason: found in caviar originaly)

My girlfriend dumped me because i told her i tried to slit my wrist while driving to a emo concert.

by Balishma January 9, 2005

confessigated

To be confussed, or getting confussed over something simple

Stu is getting confessigated about his noodles

by Jamie Clark September 22, 2006

confussion

Incoherent mental state resulting from a severe blow to the head, or an equally debilitating emotional shock.

"Jim was really into the concert last night, head-banging till dawn. He's suffering from confussion, and won't want any breakfast."

"OMG! Sharee went ape-shit when Billy bailed on her. The whole thing's left her with a ginormous confussion."

by yuyiya February 19, 2012