Confucius

Chinese philosopher whose Analects contain a collection of his sayings and dialogues compiled by disciples after his death.

"Study the past if you would define the future."

-Confucius

by History nut December 26, 2003

Conflusterated

A combination of feeling confused, flustered, frustrated, and angry.

Q - How are you doing?
A - Conflusterated

by FriKaZee January 4, 2004

confunctionality

The degree of configurability, and functionality, as it pertains to something of a technical nature. (i.e. a software driven firewall for a computer opperating system.)

It does not offer a coherent level of confunctionality

by Bitterman March 21, 2006

Confuzzlingness

the amount of how confuzzled one may be

i am suffering from lots of confuzzlingness

the amount of confuzzlingness im feeling right now is unmeasurable

by sparkikus February 28, 2007

Confkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while on a business conference call.

These especially are prevailent in video game or other retail store chains while on calls with the district or area managers.

"Dude...I so got a confkin this morning..I had to mute it. By the way who got the most subs last week?"

by LosDogTJBat December 22, 2007

confusion deathmonkey

1. a delusional and fictitious creature that enjoys playing with explosives and wandering around aimlessly in a hallucinogenic state.

2. a popular podcast recorded and produced in Kansas City, MO, by three guys who have a lot of free time and a lot to scream at each other about.

I used to listen to the morning radio show on the way to work, but now I listen to Confusion DeathMonkey radio.

by wbcjshi February 3, 2010

Confuzzlement

A situation involving two or more people in which each of them are confuzzled (confused) with something causing a moment of great confusement

The 4 girls got in a huge fight since there was a confuzzlement

by Maria Mandy June 14, 2010