Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.

Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!

by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025

Awesome concert

1. To smoke marijuana.
2. in an anti-drug use commercial two students were cought smoking marijuana in a concert hall bathroom. They kept repeating how they were at an "awesome concert."

"Hey babe, you wanna go to an awesome concert in my car with the windows up?"

by Tropicaligloo October 16, 2008

concert back

The pain you get in your lower back from standing at a concert or gig for more than an hour. Only seems to affect those aged 30 or older.

I'm glad the gig didn't go on much longer as I had the worst concert back and really needed to sit down.

by S. Wednesday January 22, 2009

concert cougar

someone that goes to a lot of concerts

Jazz went to ten concerts. He’s such a concert cougar!

by pookiebear1298 November 2, 2023

Concert Whore

(1) someone who goes to a ton concerts. they don't care about ticket price or the musician; they're only there for the music

(2) someone who goes to concerts to try and have sex with the musicians' backstage

(1) a: hey man, look. she's always at a concert.

b: yeah, she's a concert whore.

(2) a: did you see that girl go back with -musician name-?
b: she's just another concert whore.

by b067r_08 February 12, 2022

Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"

by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022

Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025