Fake Cowboy

What 90% of the people who dress like cowboys are. They're usually spotted buying a T-shirt that says "COWBOY" in Wal-Mart, or walking around like they're at the top of society when in reality they're just low-life rednecks trying to be something they're not. Characteristics of these idiots include wearing a cowboy hat everywhere they go, huge belt buckles, not doing any real ranch work, and the like.

The Midwest is overrun with fake cowboys.

by FavoriteStoreOnTheCitadel March 15, 2011

cowboy up

it means when things are getting tough you have to get back up, dust yourself off and keep trying.

Let's all cowboy up and get this job finished!

by brattygrrl911 August 3, 2003

cowboy hanky

the act of using your forefinger to block one nostril while blowing forcefully through the other nostril to remove all kinds of crap that collects.

His parents were relentless in their efforts to make their son the ultimate outdoorsman. He just wanted to dance; the only thing that gave him satisfaction was blowing a cowboy hanky on every hike because it made his mother break out in a rash.

by sanduski June 10, 2009

Combouflage

Covering up your loss of hair by using hair from the side of your head and combing it over the bald spot on the top of your head.

Jess: Wow Norm it looks like you got a new head of hair since I last saw you.

Norm: Nah Jess, I learned to combouflage.

by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009

cowboys vs. zombies

The most epic thing you could ever imagine, red dead undead nightmare already clarifies that.

once in history unknown by most scholars and historians their was a huge battle between cowboys and zombies raging on for years it was known as cowboys vs. zombies the war against evil

by homework ate my dog October 24, 2011

Cowboy Chillers

Full flavored Marlboro Menthols compared to Marlboro Reds, Cowboy Killer's.

Hey Shelby, did you smoke all of my Cowboy Chillers? You owe me a pack.

by This is andey April 14, 2019

cowboy clan

An online group of retards who'd like to be cool, but in reality just sit around posting memes and insulting eachother. This group tends to have many inside jokes and will turn on eachother at moments notice.

Dude: what the fuck is this place

Cowboy1: wtf ^

Cowboy2: shut up

Cowboy3: posts meme
Dude: Oh shit its a cowboy clan

by Anarchist Superstar August 10, 2019