columbine kid

A kid who has the potential to become a school shooter. Usually socially outcast and depressed.

Dan has no friends and people make fun of him all the time. He may become a Columbine Kid.

by Drew24592 May 15, 2005

British Columbia

The best Canadian province that sits north of the best US state.

The part of Canada I will likely move to since the US has gone down the shitter.

1: Hey where are you going?
2: British Columbia.
1: Why?
2: Because retarded Republinazi's made America a horrible country that I can no longer tolerate.

by Spectacular December 25, 2007

christopher columbus

According to what school tells you: A great man who accidentally discovered America when no one else could find it.

Reality: A greedy piece of genocidal shit who wasn't the first person to find America, the Native Americans discovered America before anyone else and after the Native Americans found America, vikings discovered America, and a several explorers found it too. But for some reason, Columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the Native Americans discovered.To add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of Native Americans to take to Spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his Spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million Native Americans (also true) Talk about some major bullshit.

Teacher: And that's how Christopher Columbus discovered America when no one else did.
4th grader: *raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
4th grader: Didn't the Native Americans discover America first?
Teacher: Nope, it was Columbus!
4th grader: I'm pretty sure it was the Native Americans.
Teacher: I SAID IT WAS COLUMBUS!!!
4th grader: But-
Teacher: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE "Columbus discovered America, not the Native Americans." 50 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 1, 2010

Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

by Jesse November 19, 2003

Columbus Rule

Declaring yourself the winner in the middle of a petty, nonsensical argument by stating, "I win". By doing this, you are officially the winner of the argument in question. This rule is named after Christopher Columbus, who declared that he discovered a country he did not in fact discover, but still receives the credit for doing so.

Cole: What are you talking about? Just because I'm black doesn't mean I love fried chicken!

Stephen: Yes it does. I win.

Cole: What?! You can't do that!

Stephen: Yes I can. Columbus rule. Suck it.

by Captain Rummidew June 13, 2010

University of British Columbia

The University of British Columbia, A.K.A. UBC, is perhaps in many terms the second best university in Canada. It is located in, of course, British Columbia.
Visit the website: www.ubc.ca

I plan to go to UBC. (The University of British Columbia.)

by Julie.t. December 30, 2008

columbian marching powder

cocaine, white powder

feel like shit too much of the columbian marching poeder last night

by col January 22, 2005