If your name is Cole there is a 50/50 chance you are a non heterosexual man. Most to all men under the name Cole are also handsome, well looking, and overall attractive to most other men. Having this name also can cause an easy way of work in the world as your name reminds most of the black mineral we use to warm our homes
Cole- Hello There
Man- Hi Cole, Are you in the "Coal" business by any chance
Cole- Why yes I am in the coal business, it is very ironic
Man-Yes, Indeed
Man- Hi Cole, Are you in the "Coal" business by any chance
Cole- Why yes I am in the coal business, it is very ironic
Man-Yes, Indeed
by CreatorOfWordsUDon'tCareAbout February 02, 2019
Slim shady lookin ass boi who’s more white then this background but over all he’s not a fag (toltally into chicks) and is MLG on BO3 and has two awesome friends named Michael who is fucking dope and Suraya who is chill as fuck
by 11 Inch Mitch June 17, 2018
cole is the type of guy to turn to you randomly and make super inappropriate jokes and also pops a tent in the worst possible situations. although he may be a little perverted he has a kind heart. he also spits all the time like an autistic person. he thinks he has a big dick but i think we all know that ain’t true.
by al1414 March 26, 2018
by C-Snake4 January 26, 2018
Absolute Legend. Destroyer of women. Ali A ripoff. King of Fortnite, the one true god. He takes FOREVER to make up his mind, super nice, amazing hair. NEEDS TO CHOOSE SOMEONE. Hopefully will end up with a nice blonde girl with brown eyes. FUCKING SEXY BEAST!!!!!!!!! Cole is also someone who enjoys pacing back and forth and does not understand math.
Is that Jesus? Nah just Cole.
Cole likes hotdogs.
Get-Sum
Cole should go out with a girl named Rebecca!!
Cole likes hotdogs.
Get-Sum
Cole should go out with a girl named Rebecca!!
by MoBubbles June 07, 2018
The most amazing boy in the world and the geeky sex-freak I love! Super cute Canadian with a monster cock and the hottest crossword puzzle boxers ever! Perfect man to lose one's virginity to if your name starts with an M and going to be a fabulous father and husband. Also, he has an amazing wife who loves him dearly and takes care of him no matter what! His life might be difficult now, but it's going down an amazing path and his wife is always there to help him out. He is also an amazing singer and actor
Person 1: Who is that guy in those amazing boxers with the crossword puzzle design?
Person 2: OMG, that's Cole! He has a HUGE cock!
Person 2: OMG, that's Cole! He has a HUGE cock!
by ~M April 21, 2013
She was in his bed naked and he pulled a Cole and said "Put your clothes on,you're better and smarter than that"
by Frost56 May 12, 2014