coercidence

An intentional and planned action, disguised to appear as a coincidence, used to influence or force a certain outcome from others.

Friday night at a club where 2 guy friends run into a girl that guy 1 is really after.

Guy 1 - "Oh Look! There's Eve! What a coincidence that she's here tonight!"
Guy 2 - "Oh, gimme a break! You know she's here every Friday night. Coincidence, my butt! You're just trying to get her to notice you. This is more of a coercidence!"

by sardan1972 April 24, 2015

Coneron

1. The part of a marijuana (weed, pot, ganja, etc.) pipe in which the marijuana is placed (packed) to be smoked. it may have a little hole (carb) on the side of it, which you cover while you are inhaling the marijuana smoke while holding the whole pipe and smoking.
2. The process of smoking one bowl packed with weed

1. "Can you pass the coneron?"
2. "BL just smoked a huge coneron in one go"

by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

coery

Fat fuck

His such a coery

by Niiiiijjjjjhhjkjjjddf April 15, 2018

Coder

A person who codes stuff

He is a coder

by Bob Cena The Great May 14, 2019

Cover recovery

When you hear an atrociously bad cover of a song you like and need to go hear the better version of the song.

I heard Adele's cover of well, any song really and I needed to engage in cover recovery.

by Lawprofblawg August 17, 2019

_cjerk

one of the best mutuals i have :D they have pretty great tiktok content thats always entertaining! woohoo

"_cjerk is one of the coolest mutuals! she makes amazing content!"

by bubbly.acid May 29, 2021

coler

{pron., "\KOH'ler\"): How some people pronounce the word, "cola" -- much how Mr. Krabs on the telly program, "SpongeBob SquarePants" pronounces the word formula as formuler.

{Brad}: Hey Sara, can you please go down to the corner store and get me a two litre bottle of Sam's cherry coler?
{Sara}: Brad, for the thousandth time, it's COLA for Christ sakes!!!

by Telephony February 23, 2022