coler

{pron., "\KOH'ler\"): How some people pronounce the word, "cola" -- much how Mr. Krabs on the telly program, "SpongeBob SquarePants" pronounces the word formula as formuler.

{Brad}: Hey Sara, can you please go down to the corner store and get me a two litre bottle of Sam's cherry coler?
{Sara}: Brad, for the thousandth time, it's COLA for Christ sakes!!!

coler by Telephony February 23, 2022

clermontman 

Footballer mostly known for disappearing in decisive games but scoring against lower-ranked teams like Eibar, Clermont Foot, Lens, Mallorca, Maccabi Haifa, Jamaica, Estonia...
Also does Pepsi commercials

Synonyms: Eibarman, Pionel Pepsi, Pessi

Jacques, french villager: I was born and raised in Clermont-Ferrand. My grandpa used to tell me stories about Clermontman, a goblin from ARG that travels to my city when we're playing. He assists 3 goals and then ghosts until the next Clermont game. I still have nightmares that hes hiding in our stadium.

clermontman by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 15, 2022

Mortal Celery State 

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!

Mortal Celery State by chonboi January 21, 2009

clerical psychologist 

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.

I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!

clerical psychologist by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

False Celery 

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.

As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."

False Celery by boatbutter August 22, 2006

celery generals 

A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.

No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.

celery generals by Shov June 19, 2008

Clergevil 

An individual entering the auspicious ranks of revered spiritual authority with the exclusive intent to sexually violate unsuspecting adolescent boys.

As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.

Clergevil by YAWA April 18, 2015