CodeRage

The fury which shoots pain from behind your right eyeball through your entire cerebrum, shorting-out all higher functions and leaving one to rely on the "lizard brain" reflexes, like the fight or flight instinct. Not all cerebral-visual anger-pains fall into the category of CodeRage, so diagnosis is made based on the situation which elicits the symptoms. Only the logic-numbing frustration of computer coding malfunctions instigate this particular agony. Treatment involves avoiding light from computer monitors and anger management therapy. In some cases, the patient and his or her computer may need therapy to overcome their differences. In any case, it isn't the codes fault. You probably forgot some tiny punctuation mark, somewhere.

I was having a nerdtastic day, when my CSS ate my Javascript and I punched my monitor from a painspasm of CodeRage.

by TwistedNoggin January 10, 2019

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Coleraine

A small town full of hockey junkies, a few cool people, and hockey rink where people go in winter when they have nothing else to do.

John: Hey Billy, where you been living all these years?
Billy: Coleraine, Minnesota. The people here are so passionate about their hockey team!!
John: Woah!! Bro that’s dope, I’m moving there ASAP!!

by Young billy og April 13, 2019

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