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by Illegal memes for quackity March 20, 2020
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cocktater

1. Refers to the taters that compliment your man-meat. They're essential for a full and balanced diet. Just like steak and potatoes or meat and veggies. Except this deals with genitalia.
2. A derogatory term for any douche bag or cock-juggling-thundercunt. Use excessively and without discretion.
1. Man... your girlfriend really likes sucking on my cocktaters.

Nope, we're all out of tater-tots but I have a pair of cocktaters for you.

2. Stop being such a cocktater.
by Jimmeny April 11, 2008
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cocktastrophe

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.
There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.
by asperger's September 5, 2012
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cockmeter

A meter used to see how much cock someone wants
Zezz is like a 11 put of 10 on the cockmeter
by Zezz April 24, 2014
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cockwaste

A person or institution that has the potential to be very helpful but instead fails; instead of "Creating or changing a life", they just become "jizz on your face".
1. The cop who responded to the 911 call but went to the wrong address and shot the family dog is a real cockwaste.

2. After I paid my bill in full, the billing department still sent me to collections; that office is a bunch of cockwastes.
by isaycake August 10, 2016
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cocksterf

When you're so OD that you can't speak english, your friends have to wipe your ass after shitting, and you end up waking up in the bathtub in your own yack. Oh and you lost your shoe on your way home.
Oh no cocksterf is coming out tonight!
by dildobaggins456 April 23, 2017
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Cockmonster

A man usually named tommaso is hungry for sperm
hey tommo you have a tiny cock lol omg #suckmeoff you cockmonster
by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017
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