Clockblocked

Adjective; Either you, or your foreign friends in different time zones being too exhausted to play online games, such as Borderlands,
Also, the act of being able to play games with foreign friends, but either you or they do not wish to, or a family member needs them in which case they leave.
"Dude, its 2:00am in Austrailia, I know you really want to play, but Im sooo dang tired!"

Example: Dude it was like noon but my Australian friend was so tired, he just couldn't stay awake, I felt Clockblocked!

by Tieranei October 9, 2014

ClockBlocker

A clockblocker is when your waiting for a certain time on your phone but your friend grabs your phone and uses it so you don’t know what time it is

Samantha was waiting for it to be 12:00 am but her friend Emma used her phone without her permission. clockblocker is a person who blocks clocks kind of like a cockblocker

by Smoremallow September 28, 2018

cockglock

Penis that ejaculates a far distance multiple times, similar to a Semi-Automatic Pistol

Jack tried to give me a facial but instead his nut flew across the room like a cockglock.

by BigPPjewce July 4, 2020

North Cackalacka

Slang for the state North Carolina

Hey son, you trynna go down to North Cackalacka

by Smartness99 June 2, 2018

Russian Cockblock

When a russian man cock blocks you by actually cutting off your dick and balls and stuffing it in your mouth so you get none from any direction.

Male: Hey baby.
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)

by Dylan( Caveman) Urquidez May 16, 2008

cockblock

when some motherfucker blocks you from getting pussy

when elisha was about to cop a buff from nicole eric cockblocked the shit out of him by taking nicole away

by Urban Dictionary May 16, 2006

cockblocker

someone who prevents a guy from using his dick to satisfy a woman

That fuckin cockblocker wouldn't leave Tom's house last night when he was anxiously awaiting to fuck Sarah.

by Katie S. April 18, 2006