feather the clutch

letting a fart out slowly to avoiding shitting your pants in the process.

After eating spicy thai food,I had to feather the clutch the rest of the day.

by buttpirate81 December 16, 2009

Clutch Oven

To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.

Mike was driving us to Jake's party and he farted, trapping us in his clutch oven

by Mudshovel September 30, 2007

clutch quotient

The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.

Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.

Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.

by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007

clutch city

Houston, TX (nickname for the city of Houston created after the Houston Rockets 1st NBA championship where the Rockets put up a clutch performance coming from behind in clutch situations to win. The moniker was based on the Houston Chronicle's headline, Choke City, which was printed weeks earlier after the Astros and Rockets played poorly in clutch situations.)

We're driving to Clutch City this weekend to see the Rockets play the Spurs this weekend.

by E.Mac September 9, 2016

coon clutching

When a person (any race or gender or age) attempts to grab all of or as much of a free substance as they can such as mints, toothpicks, coupons, gum anything.

When we left Fridays my friend reached into the free bowl of mints and grabbed a fistful of mints using the side of the candy dish to get as many as she could and I said, " hey girl why you coon clutching the mints like that."

by Qatalyst April 29, 2012

crazy clutch

A term used to describe when you defeat an entire enemy team in a first person shooter video game, when you are the only player remaining on your team.

Blake: "Dude!! You just took out their entire team!"

Jorgie: "Heck yeah bro that was a crazy clutch!"

by R4GE I NINJA November 12, 2009

Clutch of Lesbians

The collective noun for a group of lesbians and/or otherwise queer individuals who present as female.

Oh man, that clutch of lesbians over there look like they're having fun. I should introduce myself.

by land_of_what May 31, 2013