feather the clutch

letting a fart out slowly to avoiding shitting your pants in the process.

After eating spicy thai food,I had to feather the clutch the rest of the day.

by buttpirate81 December 16, 2009

Clutch Oven

To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.

Mike was driving us to Jake's party and he farted, trapping us in his clutch oven

by Mudshovel September 30, 2007

clutch city

Houston, TX (nickname for the city of Houston created after the Houston Rockets 1st NBA championship where the Rockets put up a clutch performance coming from behind in clutch situations to win. The moniker was based on the Houston Chronicle's headline, Choke City, which was printed weeks earlier after the Astros and Rockets played poorly in clutch situations.)

We're driving to Clutch City this weekend to see the Rockets play the Spurs this weekend.

by E.Mac September 9, 2016

clutch quotient

The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.

Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.

Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.

by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007

coon clutching

When a person (any race or gender or age) attempts to grab all of or as much of a free substance as they can such as mints, toothpicks, coupons, gum anything.

When we left Fridays my friend reached into the free bowl of mints and grabbed a fistful of mints using the side of the candy dish to get as many as she could and I said, " hey girl why you coon clutching the mints like that."

by Qatalyst April 29, 2012

Das Clutch

A) A pseudo-derivitive of Schitz, Das Clutch is a term used by proles to express their mindless need to imitate and disgrace Schitz. It was created during the time lapse rightly dubbed as, "The Music Man."
B) Thought to have been originated by a rabid gang of HIV positive chimpanzees who had sold their soul/sal to the North Haven Public School's Board of Education.
C) Followers of Das Clutch insist on repeating this term monotonously despite the fact that it has so definition or substance.

Prole 1: We're all sheep
Prole 2: We also ruin musicals! Das Clutch!

by theschitzer July 24, 2010

clutch kick

The act of pushing the accelerator to a certain point, and kicking the clutch to innitiate a drift.

Woah Donnie! You clutch kicked the shit out of that 240!

by #TeamDonnie September 21, 2016