number crunch

an estimate, usually using percentages

"Are we hanging tonight?" "Maybe" "Give me a number crunch"

by Gaaaron November 18, 2013

Louisiana Crunch Cake

When a man takes a shit on someone’s chest then he cum’s onto the shit and then they both consume it. After the cum is applied it should resemble a Louisiana crunch cake😸

“Woah man last night I totally dropped a Louisiana crunch cake on Sarah’s chest and SHE ATE IT”

by pinkpeppercorns August 14, 2019

Punch the Crunch

to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)

Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.

by Diamond Dave Cousins September 3, 2010

Cleveland Brownie Crunch

A combination of the Brownie Crunch and Cleveland Steamer.

Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.

Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*

Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.

Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**

*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.

He gave her a Cleveland brownie crunch last night! I hope they showered afterwards! (Please note that if attempted in a shower or any other moist environment, the hardening in step 2 will not take place.)

by tptapt October 6, 2011

in the clutch

In the clutch means at perfect timing.

Comes from the clutch in a manual transmission where perfect timing can mean the difference between a launch and a stall)

"Did you make your job interview yesterday? Heard your car wouldn't start."
"Yeah, man. Shorty came through in the clutch."

by shortyEve March 4, 2016

Crunch Community

It's a community mostly composed of racists and homophobes. The Leader so-called "Captain Crunch" is high power in Mexican drug "Sinaloa Cartel" and a famous twitch streamer known for playing games like "Stardew valley (ResidentSleeper)" and "SCP: Secret Laboratory". He is known to use words like "Welcome to the crunch community!" which is basically welcoming you to his cult. Also, he is obsessed whit nuts.

Leon: Yo are you in the Crunch community?
David: No way! I'm not racist!

by ItIsYourBoy March 16, 2021

the clinch

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly

I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.

by Johnny Tats August 27, 2008