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clausterfuck

A situation in an environment where one feels claustrophobic due to a cluster fuck.
God damn it, this toy store is a clausterfuck.
by Mike Man 2008 December 17, 2008
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Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.
"It's no use gurl, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better find someone else, while you're still young."

"Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!"
by Neil A November 7, 2008
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Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause

An act of dominance by one party against another. The two (or more) people elect a decision maker. The decision maker then decides what objects to insert in the other's rectum. If the weak party objects, the dominant quickly provides a back handed slap and must shout, "You elected me! I know whats best! Take it!"
Iggy instantly regretted electing Nancy the dominant party as she invoked Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause powers and began furiously attempting to jam a pirate shaped salt shaker in his rectum.
by Slaughterhouse April 22, 2007
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cluser

noun, derogatory. Conflation of clueless user.
Coined spontaneously by me in conversation between me and a fellow cube dweller.
"Dude, sorry to be a clueless users, but could you update a page on the web-site for me?"
"Ha! Suffer cluser - your pitiful request has been added automatically to the bottom of my list to punish your impudence!"
by Stonyman March 1, 2005
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santa clause hat

you fuck a girl on here period, pull out and nut on her clit, the end results that it looks like a santa clause hat
Jimmy and I brought two females back to his place from a bonfire saturday night jimmy's girl was on here period so he fucked her anyways and gave her a santa clause hat
by freshdiamond February 17, 2009
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Santa Clause

when the chin of a woman is ejaculated upon, usually while being titi-fucked.The result is a chin so white it looks as if you've just had sex with Kris Kringle
I cant believe she let me give her a santa clause! Then she said ho ho ho!
by Dark Brotha May 1, 2006
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claustra

Claustra is a word to describe an uncertain and overwhelming state of anxst. Also known as the precursor to an emotional breakdown or panic attack.
I am claustra, I need to leave now.
by Sandra kimock November 25, 2018
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