Shoulder Clap

An extremely hard punch to a victim's chest that collapses, and folds, his or her chest area in the center, making one's shoulders meet. This meeting of the shoulders produces a "clap" sound, similar to the clap sound when a pair of hands come together.

Commonly used when one gets into an argument and yearns to hurt the person they're arguing with.

Person A: OGC looks like a person fapping when you tilt your head to the left.

Person B: That's the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life. I'm about to make your shoulders clap just to make you realize how retarded you are.

Person A: Chill. A shoulder clap is crazy.

Person B: Bitch.

by chiqga December 27, 2011

nipple-clamps

pressure device applied to nipples to create pain which produces pleasure.
clothespins{clover-clamps

She often wore her nipple-clamps while working at the computer to put her in the mood.

by Jack May 17, 2004

ball clap fart

When you make a fart noise with your big sweaty balls.

1. Man, I HATE it when I ball clap fart.

by SuperSniperEagleMan July 29, 2020

Clap

Verb

The act to make your ass cheeks collide together

I wanna make my ass clap tonight

by ShelbzXoxo January 1, 2013

no handed clap

A no handed clap describes a fat bottom girl twerking wearing no or only little pants.

{Cosmo} says she's fat, but when she turned around and did that no handed clap I was OUT OF MY MIND.

by Joking July 11, 2014

bull headed clap

a form of penile gonorrhea that is devastating. Causing a strong odor reminiscent of rotting dead fish mixed with mayonnaise, severe swelling, and a painful discharge that has a slight purplish tint to it. If left untreated, the end result will be an explosion of penile tissue aka congratulations, you just blew off the head of your own cock. the worst part is that this terrible disease is untreatable. the only cure being to place your genitalia on top of a cinder block, hold another cinder block over recently placed genitalia, close your eyes, and let go of said suspended cinder block.

Phil-Hey Jim, how did your date go with Jamie?

Jim-I think that bitch gave me the bull headed clap.

Phil-That sucks brother...here's a pistol, I'll leave the room and call a meat wagon after I hear the shot fired.

Jim-Thanks bro...(Phil leaves room as Jim commits suicide)

by vikingdrunk April 29, 2012

clap your dog

When you have sex with someone's dog to spite them

Shut up Henry, I'm going to clap your dog.

by Dcprentiss February 26, 2017