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Foreskin Clams

A foreskin clam is the process of smegma in the foreskin becoming hardened over time, eventually resulting in a calculus bridge - like substance in the foreskin. When peeled back, the victim of the foreskin clam will pull the clam out to reveal a ring like buildup that is somewhat shaped like a clam
Foreskin clams are solid buildup is said to be more excruciating than a kidney stone
by Ultramann85 June 21, 2020
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Biden-claim

To hold and tell anyone near and far, something in the affirmative with no evidence, authority, or basis in reality. To be believed or hold a position, given every measurable metric to claim the opposite.
-Are you keeping the cat?
-Yes!!
-Ah, The Biden-claim. Does your mom know that too?
by chophoro November 11, 2020
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Go claim

Typically used when you want someone to go after another person, in other words, they're shipping you with someone
Molly: "Ugh do you think Josh is looking at me?!"
Alissa: "Uhm, go claim"
by jo mama26 May 20, 2022
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Factual Claim

Kanye W: Bro im tellin you that Lil Hemorrhoid and Lil Pube’s new song is dropping soon and it’s gonna be fyeee

Travis S: Factual claim, mi amigo
by Lil.Hemorrhoid May 30, 2022
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Salmon Clams

Ignito word to use in order to determine if a woman is down to scissor. Say it really fast three times. Slamm’in Clams
Do you like salmon clams? I’m up for some fun tonight.
by FCDubbs August 25, 2022
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trauma claimer

Trauma claimers are similar to trauma queens, but without genuine trauma. Trauma claimers will claim every possible thing is "trauma" that leaves them with long-term mental illness, despite not having symptoms like avoidance, minimization, withdrawal.

The word trauma is always used (not abuse) since if they falsely claim abuse it's easier to call out their nonsense.

Self-diagnosed, they haven't seen the diagnostic criteria (film and TV are excluded). Trauma claimers insist they and ONLY they can define what trauma is, and demand YOU accept it.

Trauma claimers expect instant support despite their trauma olympics claims and instantly validate the "trauma" of others. Discord and tiktok enable this.

If challenged, trauma claimers vent narcissistic rage, show childishness, a sense of entitlement, and insensitivity towards people with PTSD. They attack traumat survivors eg calling them privileged for having their PTSD diagnosed. Fear of conflict and fake-claiming is used in order to redefine reality and drive away others.

Trauma claimers have no interest in healing, support sites or mental health. They will ask rape victims for help with the "flashbacks" of a movie trailer they **chose** to watch yesterday.

Trauma claimers spread harmful myths about mental health treatment discouraging others from using it. They probably do need mental health help - just not for their fake traumas. Some may have distressing, untreated maladaptive daydreaming instead.
Yesterday Alex, a trauma claimer, said watching a Netflix trailer was "trauma" so bad that she had created a new personality to cope with it, despite the fact people with DID (multiple personalities) have called her on this and said it's not possible. Last week she claimed PTSD from struggling to find a parking space! Alex was furious when I suggested mental health support and avoiding trailers. Alex is a trauna claimer who is always looking for another ***enabler***.
by Anonymous contribution March 5, 2023
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Fake Claiming

A term used by DID/Tourettes/Insert “Quirky” Mental Disorder Here fakers on TikTok to try and, you guessed it, cancel the person calling them out on their antics.
Todd: Hey, Maggie. I’ve noticed how you’ve been faking Tourettes lately. Please stop, as my friend Dave has Tourettes and it makes life much harder for him.

Maggie: Stop fake claiming, that’s offensive and you know nothing about Tourettes!
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