Chorfing

The act of getting a cut or a wound and jerking off to completion then ejaculating semen into the wound.

Friend 1:"Ow dude I just scraped my knee."
Friend 2:"Hold on let's try chorfing."

by Reetbe July 15, 2024

Churling

The act of glueing one’s own testes to one’s own anus.

Orlandella was glueing the hood ornament back on his Cutlass, snagged his kilt, and ended up churling himself.

by Duhon Rules! April 7, 2024

Churding

The act of using spray cheese as lube while aggressively having sexual inter course with a dog.

“Bro I churded the family dog so hard last night!”
“Damn bro churding is scientifically proven to have negative health effects”

by muntmaxxing May 11, 2024

Clarffing

When you masturbate in the school bathroom

Wow man I was clarffing so hard in so the school bathroom it was crazy.

by Bobby Joe Dick May 15, 2024

Churning Butter

The act of jerking off while taking a poop. This is preferably done while you have the runs.

My girl wanted to watch me churning butter, I was going to say no but she squirts so it's chill.

by Id04n41 May 28, 2024

Churning the Butter

When your don't wipe your ass and shove a massive dido filled with cum and stir it around while masturbating at the same time till you orgasm from both sides.

Sam was horny so he churning the butter

by Striker2701 November 30, 2024

Churgling

Gargeling on monkey semen until it comes out your ass in a form of erotic pleasure.

"Yo bro my sister wants to try churgling on me later."

by The Chodeler January 24, 2026