Chuff monkey

The act of driving/parking so close to the kerb that you destroy the alloy wheels.

Look at the state of those alloys, proper chuff monkeyed !

by Allovesit May 25, 2023

penguins chuff

A penguins vagina

You stink like a penguins chuff, take a bath!

by MissKittyBoo February 10, 2017

pain in the chuff

Pain in the vagina

It's right pain in the chuff!

by Chuffing hell April 21, 2017

Chuff

Chuff = A hit of a vaporizor, mod or mec. Slang for hitting a vape.

Can we go Chuff, Wana go Chuff. Got your Chuff.

by Young Chuff November 7, 2017

Chuffed

being extremely relaxed, usually while high on marijuana

Yesterday you were so chuffed that you passed out on the couch all day.

by facelyft November 6, 2018

Chuffing Dong

Fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis.

Cindy is known for chuffing dong.

by CannibalJim September 2, 2008

chuffneck

To be overly happy with oneself, symbolised by the action one makes where the head bobs from side to side on top of one's neck, usually with a smirk in full effect.

"Old Henry seems to have quite a healthy dose of chuffneck since Cynthia noted how good he looks in those pink hot pants."

by Mookums May 29, 2008