Chewing the Chud

The act of kneeling and sucking the dick of an older man.

Harry was chewing the chud with Albert in the pub toilets.

by Grimreaper_666 November 9, 2018

chud

Poo, crap, what your mum smells like etc

dude1 "ohh dude2 that smells like chud"

dude2 "yeah dude1 i stepped in a chav this morning"

by macho fantastico October 1, 2005

chud

A chunk of crud, often refering to something in your eye.

I have a chud in my eye.

by malurus April 13, 2005

Uncle Chud

Generally referring to someone who is being an asshole/dick head, in the metaphorical aspect they are a big piece of shit. It can also be used as a code name for a coworker, or a person with a managerial position that often abuses their authority in a unprofessional and/or uneducated manner.

I bet Uncle Chud sits in his office smoking a corn cob pipe while sniffing his own farts. That asshole denied all my time off requests, what a fucking turd.

by Uncle Renegade August 23, 2016

Chud Johnston

Man who handles big meat for a living.

You hear that new Kid Cudi song . Shhhh I'm watching Chud Johnston and his meat.

by Moopdude March 30, 2021

chud muffin

Jesse James

Man, that Jesse James. What a chud muffin

by sc1991 February 13, 2019

porcelin chud bin

porcelin chud bin is a toilet

"jus going using ure porcelin chud bin mate"

by wammy May 17, 2006