chode mode

Wasting time on distractions. Not achieving or learning anything. Acting like a self-centered, self-indulged child resisting the transition to adulthood.

I've been in chode mode for a solid two years now. Well, time to change.

by Jay Dillaaaaa May 12, 2014

chated

(rhymes with "dated") chate chater 1. to be on the receiving end of a swindle, scam, rip-off or similarly unacceptable behaviour.

a. My friend got chated by this chick who never showed up last night!

b. After realising his buddy had returned his car after a week with zero gas in the tank he felt supremely chated.

by El Rob July 15, 2005

chode nugget

When U wipe in a downward motion and a piece of a turd gets stuck in the chode hair.

Man I gotta go to da bathroom I think I got a chode nugget.

by Snow Blower March 9, 2003

chode-out

To spend time in totally useless activity or lethargy, especially playing videogames. Synonymous with "veg-out". Derrives from the word "chode", that useless flap of skin that is supposed to keep your balls from flapping around but really doesn't do anything.

"I think I'm gonna chode out with GTA tonight again."

by Nathan McKnight May 13, 2005

chatenier

Word for a fat, gross, beast like woman with lots of cellulite

Oh my god did you just see that chatenier walking out of that plus size store?

by Milkit21 April 29, 2008

Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

by Laser85 April 14, 2011

chobeface.

a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis. he often thinks he's a lady killer when really he's just a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis.

oh my god, Ben is such a chobeface.

by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011