choking on LAN

The act of heavily underperformimg on a LAN setting when compared to online play. Terminology mainly used in competitive videogames (e-sports).

"The team was amazed to see just how hard he was choking on LAN, as he was their top performer online."

by IsaacTheEarl September 2, 2017

choke hands

Hands that are veiny and would be perfect to be choked by

"Omg look at his hands, the way his veins pop! Ugh such choke hands."

by I'm at a time when there is no September 12, 2018

Art-a-choke

Getting a blow job while getting tattooed

An Art-a-choke helps keep your mind off the pain.

by Richard Blake Sprayberry February 22, 2017

choke strap

A very tight grip on the end of your penis just at the moment of ejaculation, usually accompanied by a scream or grunt.

He had a choke strap on my cock that made it numb and I screamed with delight.

by Gazman April 1, 2004

choking-the-bishop

to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.

Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.

by Andrew_ZV April 26, 2006

choke sandwich

A peanut butter sandwich with out jelly or any other condiment

so named because these sandwhich will choke you

dad: what are you eating
me: A choke sandwich
dad: thats my boy! you dont need jelly

by kow_heman May 15, 2005

Choking the DJ

The act of choking a women with her consent while she performes a masturbation ritual on herself with her hand flat and moving back and forth abrutptly, like a DJ would spinning a record.

I started choking the DJ last night when she was pleasuring herself.

by UCAkid February 23, 2009