Choad Dozer

After pulling out and ejaculating on the lady's taint, you try to counteract the forces of gravity by using the head of the penis (as a dozer) to keep the ejaculate from slipping into her anal region.

A choad dozer is only fun for a few seconds, then I get sleepy and must rest.

My men and I have traveled a fort night and have built a man-sized desire to Choad Doze your virgins. Bring them forth.

by Bizoid April 30, 2006

Choad Fudge

"Choad Fudge" is an accumulation of mung on the choad* (choad being the space between the genitals , and asshole)(Mung is the accumulation of fart condensation in your pants)

"eat my choad fudge , you asshole "

by Mr Nasty April 4, 2004

Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.

This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.

by GullibleZine March 29, 2009

Choad Phobia

The fear of any person who may appear to have a choad. This includes people who are stocky or butch, who are presumed to have a choad.

Choad Phobia

by Vixx-69 October 17, 2008

Choad Wagon

A term used to describe any vehicle that may be...

1. Short, boxy, or otherwise unpleasant to look at ie. dumpy

2. Used to compensate for insignificant genitalia or impending mid-life.

3. Driven by a person who is in fact a choad.

Origin: Northwest.

1. this choad wagon in front of me can't even go the speed limit.

2. Zoinks, look at that choad wagon, things must be hard around his house.

3. That freaking choad wagon nearly hit that kid, what a choad

by mcMacbot July 3, 2009

choad chafer

a pair of extra tight Wrangler jeans

Man, look at that cowboy's choad chafers!

by Lesley P. November 23, 2006

choade chanclas

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016