chip an' chee

n. (a.k.a. chips and cheese) commonplace British delicacy, to be found in almost every 3am eaterie for around £2.00. Profoundly sautéed in 'graisse animale', the chips (fries to non-UK English speakers) are then drowned to taste in traditional seasoning (table-salt and industrial malt vinegar) before the 'pièce de résistance' - a delightful coat of the cheapest plasticky "cheddar-syle" cheese available. Voilà! Delicious.

The mis-pronounciation is a direct hommage, if you will, to the owners and employees of Britain's millions of kebab shops, and their unilateral endearing trait of being unable to speak English.

*3 o'clock a.m., any town centre in the UK*
Turkish guy at till: Whatchoo wan'?
Drunk customer: What? £5 for a kebab? I'll have fookin' chips and cheese then.
Turkish guy (to the guy doing the frying): Ey Sanjeet, two chip an' chee!

by Terry Deary February 28, 2006

Chip baby

Sticking a bag of chips up your shirt and claiming that you are pregnant with child.

Jon was due to give birth to a mesquite BBQ chip baby, but a swift punch to the gut led to the termination of the pregnancy.

by SAD Adams January 19, 2007

Chip Jenga

Grabbing a handful of chips and pulling one chip out at a time to eat, without having the the pile fall apart.

Catherine just lost chip Jenga and now there are Doritos all over the floor. Shouldn't have gone for that big one so soon.

by Brendan Davidowich November 10, 2013

Chip Bhuttay

When something is good or tasty.

That night was so chip bhuttay i got like 12 blowjobs.

by Mcnuttay December 6, 2014

chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

Chip tip

A chip tip is a sexual pleasure occurring when you open a expired bag of nacho cheese doritos you remove the bottom most dorito in the bag then you put the tip of the chip inside the tip of your penis then flex your schlong until the tip of the dorito breaks of and gets lost inside your peen peen.

I tried the chip tip and can no longer pee without the essence of doritos ozzing out.

by Richard Cuminjaw October 1, 2019

Chip Magnet

Someone who is addicted to any form of fried potato.

Dude 1: "Hey, you're eating another bowl of chips?"
Dude 2: "I can't help it, chips love me, I'm a chip magnet!"

by Moccodile January 30, 2020