Cheney

An attempt to annihilate the whole of western society through stubbornness, ambition, and ignorance- one duck (and human) at a time.
Also referred to someone trying to be a part of society, yet failing.

"That guy was such a Cheyney- OMG what a loser"
"Eugh.. LOL.. you are such a Cheney"

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

Feelin Chesney

Not in the mood for sex. Not up to it or just trying to avoid it. Can be used in place of "I have a headache"

Wife starts to get frisky and husband is not in the mood, so he rolls over and says "Not tonight honey, I am "Feelin Chesney".

by Matthew Irvington C December 19, 2008

a Cheney

While involved in a 2 guy 1 girl threesome, one of the guys accidentally ejaculates in the other guy's face.

Guy 1: Oh yea I'm gonna cum.

Girl: Pull out!!

Guy 1: UUUUHHHHh!!!

Guy 2: Uh dude what the fuck!!! You just gave me a Cheney!

Guy 1: Sorry Dave!

by Dr. Nutz January 19, 2008

dick cheney

when pull out, be it to shoot load on stomach or tits of the women and accidently shoot in the face, causing injury or not. a dick cheney. to be dick cheney'd

reference to the infamous hunting accident by the former vice president.

he went to blow on my chest and boom. dick cheney'd right in the eye

by cherryflavourednapalm September 7, 2010

cheney

A genuinely kind and caring individual who will always be there to listen to your problems. Generally are great artists and are sometimes super gay as well. Cute yet easily provoked, which makes them even cuter. Overall a great person who everyone should know. However their fighting, wrestling, thumb wrestling, tic tac toe, and juggling skills are somewhat lacklustre. Also they have an odd musk.

Ulysses S. Grant: I was having a bad day, but Cheney totally cheered me up.
Cornelius Swartwout: Look at this totally gay picture Cheney drew.
Diogo Dias: After I teased her about her juggling, she challenged me to a fight which she lost. Classic Cheney.

by awsumyo June 12, 2015

a Cheney Watershed

(n.) a dungeon in your basement, backyard, or barn where you waterboard immigrants, minorities, and/or the poor.

"I heard that Jim has a Cheney Watershed in his basement. His neighbor told me that every night he hears the sound of people gurgling, even though Jim doesn't have a pool..."

by Sonny B. Lowe October 21, 2008

Dick Cheney type sh*t

1.To act in a machiavellian way.

2. cutthroat, immoral, unprincipled, unconscionable, unethical, unscrupulous

Bernie Madoff; Former non-executive chairman of the NASDAQ; operator of a Ponzi scheme that is considered to be the largest financial fraud in U.S. history, was on some Dick Cheney type sh*t.

by civil ape March 4, 2012