chelsea

Chelsea is the greatest and smartest person ever. She is most definitely better than Christopher

Chelsea is the most right person you'll ever meet. : )

by Christopher9879 May 30, 2011

Chelsea

Chelsea is a cute person. She would live in a zoo if she had a chance. She thinks she has no friends but really everyone is by her side. Sometimes she is a bitch well most times See is but other times she acts like a perfect little angel. If u don’t have a Chelsea in your life you don’t deserve to live.

Boy 1: wow that girl is hot

Boy 2: it’s a Chelsea it’s a keeper
Boy 1: not if I get to her first
Boy 2: well hurry up I’m already there

by Yo gurl ima me person January 17, 2018

Chelsea Fc

Contrary to popular belief, are actually the first team to field an all foreign starting 11 in the premier league. look it up!!

all foreing squad however--that was arsenal

chelsea fan- arsenal are a bunch of jonny-foreigners!the're the first team to field an all foreign starting 11.

arsenal fan- actually, chelsea fc fielded a foreign starting 11 against southhampton in 1999, some six years before arsenal.

by jonnyearl April 29, 2008

Chelax

A combination of chilling and relaxing, with an emphasis on relaxation. Not to be confused with the more common, Chillax, which connotes equality between chilling and relaxing.

Jos is chelaxing on Sunday night after a super dope, action-packed weekend with his special lady friend.

by DJSaulGood April 4, 2009

Chelsea Grin

A Chelsea Grin (also known as a Chelsea Smile or a Glasgow Grin) is an act popular among British gangs which involves making a cut from the side of someones mouth all the way up to their ear. Due to the cut, it appears as if the victim is smiling. Thought to have originated from Glaswegian criminals but became popular among British football hooligan firms, in particular the Chelsea Headhunters.

Dennis: Let's give this cunt a Chelsea Grin!

Darren: Yeah alright, we can use the knife my mother got me for my birthday.

Cunt: Please, no, not the Chelsea Grin, anything but the notorious Chelsea Grin!

by badboyCHANCE October 30, 2012

Chesapow Retriever

The spawn of a Chesapeake Bay Retriever and a Chow; AKA a mixed breed dog.

person #1: "My Chesapeake just had puppies!"
person #2: "Awe so cute!"
person #3: "Yeah, they're Chesapow Retrievers"

Girl1: "I totally want a Chesapow!"
Girl2: "What's a Chesapow?"
Girl1: "Like a Cockapoo but a Chesapeake and a Chow"
Girl2: "ooohhh"

by Daisyflowergarden May 6, 2010

chesapeake bay steampot

A chesapeake bay steampot is a sex act derived from a dutch oven in which one individual coats there asshole in old bay seasoning prior to pulling the bedsheets over their partner's and their head and farting to savor the distinctive Chesapeake flavor.

1. Mary did not like the stench or flavor of Mike's Chesapeake Bay steampot after he treated her to a wonderful bushel of steamed crabs.

by bay lover December 5, 2013