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cheese

1 : Smegma that collects around the head of an unwashed male genitalia.

2 : Something tacky but unashamedly cheerful and bouncy.

3 : What you say to get the little bastards to smile for their primary school photos.
1 : David really needs to shower more. He's got more cheese in his pants than a deli counter.

2 : Steps made music that was cheese.

3 : Say cheese!!!
by Kinkystudent September 6, 2005
mugGet the cheesemug.

cheese

GOD: HEY BRUH got any cheese
by spyderx December 19, 2019
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cheese

A. THE FOOD: You know, like that stuff you eat. Made from milk, it's dairy. Usually yellow or white. Tastes real good. "Cheese" in this fashion is used the most.

B. THE CASH: the word cheese is also used to mean money, cash, dollars, and change; that sort of thing. This version of "cheese" is moderately used.

C. THE...: "Cheese" can sometimes mean a sweaty or unclean penis. It can also mean people having sex. These meanings are used the least.
A. Yum! This cheese tastes really good! Yum in my tum!

B. I needed fuck load of cheese to get me out of that situation!

C. So, I hear you and kate made cheese last night? True?
by Miles Davis December 28, 2005
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In the cheese

In a situation where there is no easy out; usually used in a sexual sense
"Are you ok? Or are you in the cheese?"

"He was in the cheese when he was forced to give up either cheese or blowjobs for the rest of his life."
by Dr. Cheddar March 6, 2013
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Cheeseing it

When some one has a big smile, particularly when taking a picture and saying cheese.
girl 1: Oh look the football team is taking a group picture
girl 2: They all look so somber
girl 1: Not Mark, he's Cheeseing it!
by procrastinator33 February 22, 2011
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cheese

epic cheese
by venti the bard the butterfly February 28, 2022
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cheese

cheese means something or someone is good/great and is cheesed/ cheese
like another word "goat" or "the goat" cheese is just like that but a nit under like 2nd place due to cheese not living up to "the goat"
"yo this is cheese, good job"
by GBlackcatUD January 19, 2023
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